Reposting this old post as I found it hilarious. I’m not sure who the original author was.
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I know that you love both your kids equally. I know that your heart has an endless capacity for love, whether you have two kids or ten. I know that you have never, and would never, play favorites. But, I also know that there are days when you definitely like one kid more than the other, and lately you’ve noticed a trend.
1. The second kid expects less.
2. She hasn’t yet learned to roll her eyes
3. Yesterday she told you your boobs are pretty and the last time you heard that you were sitting on a couch on someone’s front porch drinking Jaeger
4. You can still pick her up and put her where you want her
5. She still fits in the stroller
6. She has never said the words, “No singing!”
7. She’s still too afraid of strangers to touch them inappropriately
8. She doesn’t give a crap about going to the playground
9. She still naps
10. She’s still young enough to keep you from fantasizing about having a third kid